old friends are hard to find because they are everywhere and old

i meet up with some old friends.

old friend #1: hoi…
old friend #2: woi..muker dh lain. almost didnt recognised u.
me : hahahaha~ sudah gemuk
old friend #2 : u girls love saying that kan. gemuk betul-betul baru tau.
me : hahahaha

old friend introduced me to his girlfriend.

old friend #1: babe, this is my friend. we were classmates.
me : hello.
girlfriend : hello. (shakes hand)
old friend #1 : she was my ex girlfriend.
me : huh? NOOO!
girlfriend : (looks at me with ‘wat-did-u-just-say’ look)
me : no. he is just playing around la.
old friend #1: hahhahah..look at the look on ur faces. hahhahah.

and his girlfriend was staring at me mcm nk makan. i think she hates me for a moment.

old friend #2: hey.long time no see. how r u?
me : great. fine. u?
old friend #2: great. eh. u two still together ker? (pointing at me and old friend #1)
me : no lah! since when we were together?
old friend #2: last time u guys spend every awaking moment together kn?
old friend #1 : she got sombong.
me : since when we spend every awaking moment together? he got busy k.
old friend #2: hahahhah. still tak berubah. still love arguing over nothing ker?
me : dude. his girlfriend is standing next to him la.